If you’ve got a Captain Jack Sparrow fan in your house (and if you have to ask who that is, then you don’t), then a new book might make a nifty addition to the family library. “The Captain Jack Sparrow Handbook: A Swashbuckler’s Guide from the Pirates of the Caribbean” by Jason Heller (of AV Club fame) just came out this week, a couple of weeks before the next movie in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise hits movie theaters.

We got a sneak peek at the book and it’s fun. Basically it’s everything you need to know about ship sailing, surviving on a desert island, how to break a curse, deal with pesky mermaids and fight off six angry men in a tavern. You know, useful stuff.

Oh, and we’re giving away the copy we got, so go to our Facebook page today and when we post something asking you if you want it, you know what to do!