Texts from last night.

A little birdie told me about the site TextsFromLastNight.com. It's completely inappropriate, somewhat shocking and not to be read anywhere in the vicinity of children.

I love it.

That birdie described the site as "something to read when you're having a bad day to really make you feel better."

As the name implies, it's random text messages people have sent while under the influence of legal (or otherwise) substances. Most are harmless. A few are filthy. Many are absolutely hilarious.

Take this one: (417): You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
(573): You can't be serious.

According to the site, " Texts From Last Night (TFLN) was founded in February 2009 by two friends for reasons that may or may not include: the tendency to press send more easily as the night turns to morning, friends social habits, Kwame Kilpatrick, exes, law school, closing down bars and leaving tabs open, general debauchery and/or a common disgust for all the negativity surrounding the 'sexting' phenomenon."

Again - THIS IS NOT FOR KIDS!

Continuing on, "Our goal was to create a site that was revealing in nature while concealing the identity of everyone involved. This is why we only ask for an area code to accompany your text messages." Look at the numbers in parentheses above to see what they're talking about.

Readers can vote (or not) on whether the person who posted their text had a "good night" or "bad night." You also can click on "Best Nights" to read some all-time good ones: (774): i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

Or try "Worst Nights of All Time:" (314): So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.

Ouchie, but funny.