A supplement to ensure brain growth

Welcome to Wacky Wednesday! Today, we learn why reading is soooo last winter if you want your kids to get smarter. Read on for an actual pitch from an actual publicist about why dietary supplements are where it's at for you busy parents!

During the winter it's a little easier to get your kids to sit through a round of flashcards or read a book. Once spring comes along, these learning activities become less of a ritual. [PRODUCT NAME REMOVED TO PROTECT INNOCENT NEURONS], fortified with Omega-3 fatty acids, supports healthy cognitive and neural development in kids to ensure that your kids' brains are growing on schedule, on and off the playground.

Smartness in a bottle! And it's yours for the low, low price of $20.34!